New products added!
Dear customers,
Pray no more! Unlike your favourite deity, we listen, so here are some hot new products guaranteed to separate you from your heard-earned money.
Some highlights:
Aston Martin DB5 - Aston Martin didn't trust Universal Studios with the last few surviving examples because we had them lined up. In the store for your pleasure.
Exploding pens - signed something, then read it? Or maybe you had no choice but to take that loan from the guy running an underground casino? No problem, three clicks of this pen and your contract is blown to smithereens (along with anyone within 10 meters). Now with a handy one minute timer to ensure that you live to sign more and read less.
Comments
That’s so cool! Can’t wait to get one of those pens.
November 30 2012 at 11:11 AM
Love the DB5. Thinking of selling all my assets to get one.
November 30 2012 at 11:11 AM
Muhahaha! Finally something more selective to spend my poker winnings on.
November 30 2012 at 11:11 AM
I’ll have a hard time driving with my bloody eye though.
November 30 2012 at 11:11 AM
By the way guys, the new books they added are great.
November 30 2012 at 12:11 PM
And I can’t wait to get my hands on the book about startup programmers.
November 30 2012 at 12:11 PM
You’re all a bunch of nancies!
January 22 2013 at 01:01 PM
Shut up Bond, go troll somewhere else.
January 22 2013 at 01:01 PM
Guys, seriously, this has gone far enough.
January 31 2013 at 05:01 PM
I agree, please stop.
January 31 2013 at 05:01 PM